Yup… like Homer Simpson.

So Baby C had a kid’s meal at Subway the other day and got this super cute reusable tote as a “toy” I guess…

Anyway, just now, she packed all of her toys in it and throws it over her shoulder- “oh honey,” I shout, “how cute.”

To which he says “Take a picture!”

So I grab my camera, turn it on, get ready for the shot- get the shot and I start to step away and it all happened so quickly:

- I trip
- I try to stop said trip from occurring
- I am unsuccessful in that endeavor
- I knock over the diffuser on the way down
- Step on the dog’s foot
- Dog lets out a HUGE scream because I stepped on his foot
- Dog runs
- I fall on dog bed
- I notice diffuser liquid is spilling all over dog bed

Yup. I am that clumsy.

I drop everything, break things, trip over stuff, I even fall… Remind me to tell you about the time I was at a party in college and I walked out the back door slipped and fell into SOMEONE’S FUCKING VOMIT! Ya. That was fun.

My kid is fucked if she’s depending on my genes to help her athletically.

Here’s the damn picture I was trying to take:

AND:

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