Come on, we all know what a street pharmacist is. That’s the politically correct name for the local hustler, dope man, drug dealer- whatever you wanna call him.
That would be me… orrrrr at least that’s what I feel like.
I took my butt to the clinic two days ago and left with an arsenal of drugs. That only adds to the pot that I have growing at home. Apparently after being dormant for what? 7 years? My supposedly exercise-induced asthma wants to make a reappearance and as regular asthma- not exercise induced. I guess the Cali air is really getting to my lungs. We ain’t in Florida anymore Dorothy…
So now I have:
Paxil- for my crazies
Promethazine- for my upset tummies
Prilosec- for the daily heartburn
Albuterol- for the asthma
I’m on a Z-pack of antibiotics, just in case what I went into the clinic with was walking pneumonia, which I had one year ago and some hard core presecription cough medicine to help me sleep at night without waking up and coughing up a lung.
Yup. Whatever you need, I probably got it…
Image taken from Idea Champions
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Hope you are feeling better!
And BTW, I’ve had what they call “allergy induced intermittent asthma” (WTF?) for years now. My doc was telling em this allergy season is one of the worst SoCal has had, so maybe that’s contributing to yours?
Very cool image!
I’m so thankful I’m not on any daily meds..I know I wouldn’t be able to remember to take them.
.-= deb´s last blog ..Horizon Organic Lowfat Chocolate Milk review =-.
Got any Xanax? I kid, but I might consider weaning the kid just so I can get some…hmmm. Also, that picture is equally cool and totally freaky.