Have you ever sat on the phone with one of your girlfriends that’s a mom? I don’t do it very often, but I gave my friend Jill from back home (home being Florida) a call yesterday to chat and catch up. It was such a breath of fresh air to talk to her, because every time I do I know I’m not the only one who thinks their kid is bad as hell and doesn’t listen. It may seem mean to say, but so many moms talk about how great and cute and smart and funny their kids are- Cadence is all of that, but she’s also a little devil! Come on… So our phone call went something like this:

Me: “Cadence, no”
Jill: “Andrew…”
Me: “Cadence, get. down.”
Jill: “Drew!”
Me: “Cadence, can Mommy have that please?”
Jill: “Drew, if you want some birthday cake, you need to sit down.”
Me: “Cadence, no mouth- that doesn’t go in your mouth!”

And in between all of that, we did a little catching up. I miss my friends and it’s always good to know that you aren’t alone in Mommyhood.

Excuse me as I go stop my daughter from turning her sippy cup UPSIDE DOWN and smearing all of it’s contents all. over. the piano bench.

Ahhhh….

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