If you know me well, you know I love music and singing- so is it a surprise that I’m kind of obsessed with Glee? My friends Erin, Amy and I got tickets to see Glee when it comes to Cali in concert and um… I’m overly excited.

Super psyched that Glee is back on TV- that Mr. Schuester finally knows that his dumb ass wife was faking her pregnancy, that Finn knows that Quinn’s baby wasn’t his and that Mr. Schu and Ms. Pillsbury can finally get together- should be funny with her OCD tendencies.

Anyway, I’ll be gracing you with my weekly episode recaps. I’ll just be typing my thoughts as I watch- nothing truly organized. If you don’t watch Glee and don’t know what the hell I’m talking about you can simply stop reading here and carry on with your day.

Otherwise, this should be fun… welcome aboard!

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**Caution, if you have not seen this episode yet, this contains spoilers!**

Seriously Sue Sylvester? You will do anything. Ugh. I guess it makes for good comedy, though. Jane Lynch is so good in this role, I don’t think they could’ve found anyone else to do it as perfectly!

Did… she… seriously slip this dude a Rufie? hahahahaha (Please note I am not condoning the use of the date rape drug)

OMG Rachel, Really? Could you be any more of a stalker? You would be that kind of girlfriend- his and hers calendars? **gag** Team Finn tees? I would’ve hated you in high school.

And is Finn really that fuckin stupid to think two girls would want to date him at one time- two girls that are a part of the Cheerios? When he knows that Sue is always having the Cheerios do shit to break down the Glee club? (Well, I guess if he thought he could get Quinn pregnant not by having sex with her, but by simply jizzin’ in the hot tub, then I guess he’s all-around stupid and will believe anything)

LOLOL I love that Ms. Pillsbury has her little kit and she needs to get “freshened up” before a kiss. She’s so cute and funny and perfect.

“When you see my face, Hope it gives you hell- hope it gives YOOOOU hell…” Good song.

Oh hello not really cute boy approaching Rachel in the library. She’ll like you I’m sure. (Hello… is it me you’re lookin’ for?- Lionel Richie- this song kinda creeps me out. Not so much the lyrics, but the way the music from the piano comes out- yeah… I don’t like it) Really? Pieces from an orchestra just magically appears in the library? Unh Huh and what library has a piano in it? Isn’t that an oxymoron? (K, I’m over-analyzing this)

How much do you wanna bet that ugly jacket boy is only buttering Rachel up to get info. out of her for the upcoming competition?

Has anyone figured out why the producers chose to have they lip-sync? I mean- this is ridiculous- it doesn’t even look like they are really singing half the time. If we go to see that Glee concert and they aren’t really singing I’ll be PISSED. I may have to pack tomatoes in my purse just in case. (Kidding, we won’t have seats close enough to the stage in order for me to do that)

“Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?”  This girl is such a dizzy broad.

Holy SHENANIGANS! Pillsbury is a virgin?! LOL I guess I’m not surprised, homegirl wears disposable plastic gloves when eating her lunch in the faculty lounge.

Boo-yah! Finn just asked Rachel if she didn’t find it suspicious that ugly jacket boy befriended her right before Regionals. And did Rachel just say- “you have to respect that our love is real”? You just met the boy Rachel!! Love?! That is soooo high school… “sigh… I love him…” **gag**

****GASP**** Idina Menzel!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh OMG I love you!

Okay, so I have seen RENT live twice… or is it three times? I can’t remember. Anyway- I got to see it on BROADWAY! Hubby and I got lottery tickets and won second row seats- ugh, best moment of my life. I saw Wicked (though not when she was in it)- LOVED IT. I am just a huge fan. She’s pretty and I love her voice.

I love that she’s Taye Diggs’ wife. (Yaay for interracial couples) I love that they FINALLY had a baby who’s soooo cute- Walker Diggs- really? Ugh.

Borrowed from Idina’s Website

Okay, so this is waaay off topic, but you can totally tell she just had a baby- her boobs are HUGE.

Moving on…

LOL She likes making out with Show Choir directors. Oohhh Idina.

“Everyone is replaceable, even you.” Ugh, Kurt is so fierce. Where’s my gay male friend… I want one! LOL

Ha Ha Ha “McKinley High Old Maid’s Club?!?!” “Have a seat boy hips” hahahaha

Ugh, figures she wouldn’t leave the show… I can’t get pleasure that easily. She being Terri.

That’s right Pillsbury! Stand up to that bitch!

Unh uh, no she didn’t just push your spoon out of place!! BITCH!

Do you really think this dude still has feelings for Terri? I guess it’s possible cause they were together so long, but ugh. I want this Pillsbury thing to work.

Throw that fuckin’ yearbook against the wall Pillsbury.

Oh it was a MUSIC STORE she met ugly jacket boy in, not the library- my mistake.

“You say goodbye, I say hello…” I LOVE songs from commercials! This was in a Target commercial last year. “I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello…”

Sue Sylvester singing? Really? Is this really her? Come on… She looks pretty, though.

Ohh look at Kurt, he was MADE for this. I love him.

LOL “Will Scheuster, I hate you…” LOL She would squeeze that in there somehow.

Next week’s episode should be interesting.

See you then!

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