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Letters To My Child: On Chewing

Dear Baby Girl,

It is not now nor will it ever be acceptable to use fluids as a substitute for chewing.

I know that eating like a malnourished dog being fed for the first time in months is your forte, but seriously? Chew your food. That’s why God gave you teeth.

If you don’t stop using your water/juice/milk as a means to swallow said food and practically choke yourself, I am going to do like my Grandma and not allow you fluids until you’ve eaten all of your food.

Momma’s just trying to keep you from ending up in an emergency room with something like squash or hot dogs or chicken LODGED IN YOUR THROAT.

Mmmkay?

Love,

Momma

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