Hubby: (comes to see said life sized bug)
Me: “See? What is it? Damn desert bugs”
Hubby: (pushing said bug with the broom) “Uhh honey, it’s a cricket.”
Me: “A cricket?!? NOOooo”
Hubby: “Yes, see?”
Me: “Oh. Well… I’ve never seen one before. I thought crickets were green?”
Hubby: “The green ones are grasshoppers honey.”
Me: “Oh……. You can tell I’m from Brooklyn- never seen a damn cricket.”
Hubby: “Ya’ll don’t have any grass there.”
Me: **gasp** “Excuse me… yes we do!”
The Culprit!
(Image taken from Jimmy Requa)
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OMG, I just don’t know what to say. I guess when you are a city girl, things are different, being one myself. Like they say, you learn something new everyday. Hope you don’t see any snakes out there.
What about a “Cricket in Times Square?” I love that book. Is it not based on a true story? Love you!
crICKet! blah!
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OMG GIRL!!! THIS CRACKED ME UP!!
As a girl who grew up in the desert, all I can say is there are probably things in Brooklyn that would scare the sh*t outta me! (Have you seen a Gila Monster yet?? Google it.)
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I love how you said “life sized”- as if it would be any other size?!?!
You know I love you!
This post made me giggle…
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