Baby girl learned how to say “no” on Monday. It has just been such a joyous occasion! (Please sense the sarcasm)

And because my daughter enjoys doing everything over the top, “no” doesn’t come out as a one-word phrase, but rather, like this: “no-no-no.” Every. Single. Time- no exceptions.

“No-No-No”

“No-No-No”

Would you like to join in on the “No” party? Of course you would:

I can just see my friend Jill cracking up right now at the sight (and sound) of this video. Go ahead Jill… laugh.

Baby girl has also started using two-word sentences (well, not really sentences, but you know).

The other day I was talking to the Hubs on the phone and while she is always trying to call China on the phone, when you actually put the phone to her ears when someone’s on it and try to get her to speak? She gets all shy- uh, you are not shy.

Anyway, I put the phone to her ears and I’m all like “Say bye-bye to Daddy… Can you tell Daddy bye-bye?” And won’t you believe it- God bless her little heart- in her tiniest voice she goes

“Bah- bye Da-da”

OMG I almost died! It was so. cute. And now? That’s the two word sentence of the moment- “Bah-bye Da-da.”

Aaand Potty Training- who invented this? I saw a tweet today that sums up my feelings of potty training:

I mean this child was walking around the house the other day with no diaper on when I realized- it had been almost two hours and she had yet to pee.

My daughter pisses like a race horse and she usually pees every 30 minutes or so. I put her on the potty- nothin. And what does she do like five minutes after getting off the potty? Pees on my kitchen floor, looks at me, says uh-ooooh then walks over to the potty. REALLY baby girl? Really? It’s too late. We don’t walk over to the potty after we pee. You pee in the potty.

So I know that she knows how to hold it.

We went three days this week without her peeing in the potty. She peed on the carpet, on the tile, no potty.

Yesterday, she goes, with her goldfish- sits on the potty and pees.

Yay! Wahoo!

Mommy does a major congratulatory dance for her- gives her a treat.

And that was it.

That’s all I got. Today- nada. No pee on the potty.

Sigh.

Why? Why? Just pee in the friggin’ potty. Come on!

Major fail.

Potty training is wack.

The end.

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