I usually laugh at people who can’t remember where they park and there I am in the dark ass parking lot pressing the lock button on my keys hoping to hear my horn honk.
What the fuck?!
I think California made me dumb. I really do. I need to start doing brain exercises to get some of my lost brain cells back. It was cold as fuck too. I had to put my damn gloves on and continue to walk around trying to figure out where the hell I parked. I mean come on now…
Oh and did I mention that I blew a tire last weekend? This is how I know I’m getting dumber…
I am on base making a left turn and all I hear is a loud ass boom and all of a sudden I’m sittin’ low on the left side. Yes, ya girl took a fuckin curb while I was turning (taking curbs is my specialty) and this time I blew a fuckin tire on my brand fuckin new (to me) car. And of course the previous owner put fuckin Yokohama tires on the damn car, so I’m calling around trying to find cheap, used Yokohama tires… cause these tires? are $118 a pop new- hell to the no. I mean like shit couldn’t get any fuckin worse for me, I had to blow a tire too? Thank you, life.
You’re awesome.
Oh and thank you to my parents… two blind people really shouldn’t make babies together cause they just make blind ass kids. LOL I have an astigmatism in one eye plus I’m near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other… you think I’m blind? Me too.
I feel like fuckin Zoolander “I can’t turn left”… really. Cause every time I make a left turn, I have a really, really bad blind spot because of how bad my eyes are and it’s hard for me to see around the corner.
Laugh all you want.
I don’t care.
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I am not laughing. I feel you, grandma and grandpa was also blind. Also both ur grandparents on ur dad’s side also wear glasses. So I guess u got a double dosage. SORRY, but u know u are always loved.