Seriously.

It’s my day off. I should be veggin’ out in front of my tv or mindlessly surfin the internet and she is:

a. running around like a chicken with its head cut off &

b. crying like a mad person

Make it stop, please.

Her daycare teacher says she sleeps for up to 2 hours at nap time. Here? This kid gives me at least 20 minutes and then she’s up and fuckin miserable as all get up.

I mean there is really no greater form of birth control than a kid that is so. damn. miserable.

I try to read to her, play with her, nope- she just wants to cry and make everyone as miserable as she is.

It’s been 22 months- when is she going to stop crying and start sleeping?

She better be a productive ass adult. Buying and selling companies, inventing shit or taking something over- that’s why she can’t sleep- cause she’s got so many great ideas… right?

Right?

RIGHT?

Right.

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