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Morning Drive: Being a Ra-tard

K, first off, I’m not calling anyone a retard.

You had to have seen the Hangover to appreciate that line. See below…

Aaand I digress. I wake up the other morning to an absolutely foggy Colorado day- foggy like I can’t see the traffic light until I’m right up under it foggy.

It was chilly, there was frost everywhere and I’m driving next to this ra-tard in his PT Cruiser with his fuckin window down. What the… are you on crack? Is it not freezing cold outside? Not only were his windows down, but his sunroof was open.

Really fucktard? Really?

I’m thinkin’ “this dude’s windows have got to be broken, why the fuck else would he be driving with his windows down? I pull up next to him and he’s just chillin with all windows down.

Wait for it…

Waaaaaait for it…

And the dumbass award goes to…

 

**PSA: (Almost) All photos were taken at a red light. I do not take pictures and drive. You shouldn’t either.**

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