Oh hai, you’re here.

Sweet.

I really don’t know what to tell you about me that’s exciting…  I am an Elementary School teacher, currently teaching First Grade in Colorado.

I am married to the ever-indecisive, football coach extraordinaire/love of my life Daddy C. We were only dating for four months before we got engaged, but don’t be alarmed, it was a “long engagement” and here we are 6 years later.

We have an amazing baby girl named Cadence (aka The Pea) who was born in January of 2009. Being a Mom has probably been the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do and I’m really just pretending to make it all work. Our daughter runs my life and that’s really all there is to it.

We also have a 5-year-old Boxer that I call “my husband’s dog.” He gets on my freaking nerves almost every second of the day.

I cuss/curse/swear a. lot. Cursing is a way of life, it’s like a second language that I’m fluent in.

If you are easily offended, this may not be the blog for you as I’ve been told that on top of my potty mouth, I say “inappropriate things” (whatever that means).

I think filters are for coffee makers, not for my writing or my mouth… I think I lost my filter in high school. If you knew me in real life, I’m about the same as I am here. I’m really not trying to be funny, I actually don’t think I’m that funny. And yes, I really do think these things. My mind is all kinds of jacked up.

I’m a lover of:

God

staring at my daughter in awe

foul language

photography

all TV that is trashy (minus the fist pump, that’s just takin’ it too far)

wine at night (especially before bed)

reading books

aimlessly searching the internet

coffee, soda and anything caffeine related

and these days- talking to myself. (My Dad always said that was the first sign of insanity…)

CopyGator. Mmkay? Thanks.