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My kid damn near gave me an aneurysm heart attack… she damn near killed me today!
I go into the garage to put a disturbingly smelly diaper straight into the outside garbage and what happens? I hear the house door shut. Whatever. She has shut it before. I turn around to go . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Total Mommy #Fail When I got pregnant with my first child, I was like most first time mothers. I read every book, article, and website I could so that I knew what I was getting myself into: From the week-by-week development to going back to work after delivery. Just about everything I read and . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Instant Mother/Child Bond by Tina I was talking to my friend JD today and I mentioned that I now understand why she and so many other smart and sane moms that I know only have two kids (not saying that those of you with more than two are insane)… Then I joked saying you know- the people . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Man-to-Man Coverage
…Err feed the child.
My kid looks like she belongs in a damn feed the children commercial- skinny as hell and her damn ribs are always showing when she stretches. She’s growing up, but not gaining much weight, though her doctor doesn’t seem to be concerned. And now that she is exercising . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Feed The Children You are constantly shouting one – two word commands at them. “No! Stop! Leave It! Sit Down!” You always have to pick up their shit. (via @bernthis) They will eat ANYTHING. They’re generally disgusting when left in their natural environments. They always want to go outside or to the park. (via . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: How Raising a Child Is Like Raising a Dog
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