By Dawana, on June 26th, 2010%
Yes folks, that’s a scorpion. A dead one, but a scorpion none the least.
You’re welcome.
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By Dawana, on May 7th, 2010%
Me: “Eww honey, quick, come look at this life-sized dead bug on the porch.”
Hubby: (comes to see said life sized bug)
Me: “See? What is it? Damn desert bugs”
Hubby: (pushing said bug with the broom) “Uhh honey, it’s a cricket.”
Me: “A cricket?!? NOOooo”
Hubby: “Yes, see?”
Me: “Oh. Well… . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: You Know You’re From Brooklyn If…
By Dawana, on March 31st, 2010%
To California.
You heard me.
Yesterday I went to the Doctor for my yearly visit to get my pap-smeared (fun, fun). Nice, funny, tiny little black lady- we had lots of small talk and laughs. She kinda reminded me of Dr. Bailey on Grey’s.
Problem 1: I mentioned to the PA that . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: I’m Allergic…
By Dawana, on March 21st, 2010%
Wait for it…
Bored on a Saturday Afternoon?
How ’bout you and like 40 of your friends go stand around in a strip mall parking lot- THAT sounds like fun… I mean, that’s what I did in High School…..
. . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Party in the Parking Lot (aka Desert Teens)
By Dawana, on March 14th, 2010%
But not the cute kind…
This is the kind of stuff I have to deal with daily. Living in the desert means constant dust because it is SO windy. Add the dog hair to the mix and you have dust bunnies almost the size of your FIST. . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Bunnies!
By Dawana, on March 4th, 2010%
That’s right. There are exactly 3 restaurants in this town claiming to serve some sort of Asian food, whether it be Thai, Chinese or both. Aaaand one of those places if you order a chicken dish, all you get is the chicken, no rice- nothin’. The . . . → Click Here To Read The Full Blog Post: Chinese Food Desert Style